About Us
Finding Inspiration in Every Turn
the humble team that brought you products like "sniff' and "17 chiggers in your pants" to beloved classics such as "what would spine fluid taste like," its the incredible ineffable inaccurate
Finnk
not currently looking for any work because they have quite enough already, thanks
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(the links don't work, but don't worry about it)
( i spent more time making this dumb fuckin joke website than actually developing it and folks i do not have time to just burn here but hey we all need a break now and again. I can only work for so long at a time)
Our Story
are you sure you really want someone like me to work for you? of course you're not. but i'm probably the best you're gonna get and I promise i'll seem overqualified for things but as it turns out i will actually be underqualified for them. but that's ok! you'll probably never even know about that! I'll figure stuff out on my own, unless it makes me want to gouge my eyes out in which case i will avoid it at all costs even when it is detrimental to myself and others.
(this happens more often than i'd like to admit. some parts of adhd just aren't treatable)
Has there ever been someone with so much work and yet nothing to show? our experts agree that FinnK is a bizarre combination of an incredibly picky perfectionist and a very very rough sketch artist. You know that thing you never thought to question? perhaps didn't even need to question, and questioning it doesn't really benefit the project in any way, but also might be the little detail that sets you apart from the rest and creates something outstanding? Finn has questioned it, poked it, turned it upside down, faced it to a reflection of itself and wondered if the reflection was static and everything surrounding it was unfixed in space.
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Born in the wrong era?
Finn is uncomfortably stuck between analog and digital. Their best work is executed on paper, yet there are digital tools that they'd be lost without. They need to physically print out character sheets but they always get crumpled in the bottom of their bag. If the majority of their work wasn't digital and easily replicated and non-destructive iterative, it would likely be lost as soon as it was submitted, or they'd be too paralyzed by fear of ruining things to work on it. (but maybe this ultimately would make them a better artist? having to fully recreate things rather than having the ability to make different versions off of an identical base? does this make art in general less valuable in the process of its creation? maybe. does the freedom to easily explore more options before settling on the best choice make us better artists? maybe.
Meet The Team
suck my butt
